it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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