You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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