i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
