took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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