I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
soo... how was my night?
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