We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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