I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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