Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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