So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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