Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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