if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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