Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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