Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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