I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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