Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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