So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I have post one night stand depression
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