Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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