I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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