I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
