You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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