he told me I talked like a deaf person
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize
