i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
