If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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