Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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