The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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