I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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