I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We smell like vodka and hangover
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