We're facebook friends in real life
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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