she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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