Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think people are normalizing furries
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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