You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My vagina just clenched in fear
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