Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My dick has a subreddit
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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