just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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