so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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