I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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