is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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