the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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