I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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