What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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