SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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