butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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