i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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