69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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