How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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