Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Alive.
So much puke
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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