Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
