their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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