wakey wakey hands off snakey
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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