Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
well I can't set my house on fire every night
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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