yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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